Sisters

Sarah lay on her bed and listened to music on her headphones.

 After half an hour on the headphones, she took them off and noticed that the house was very quiet, which was very strange for her, because her two sisters and brother were in the house, although they did not make much noise, but it had never been so quiet.  She decided to leave the room and check where everyone was.

 At first she went into the girls' room, but there was no one there, then she went to her brother's room, opened the door ajar and saw that her brother was sitting on the floor between the girls and showing them something on the phone, she quietly approached them from behind and saw  in the phone there was a video on which there was a naked girl on her knees, in her mouth was a member of a guy who stood over her, and called her dirty words.

 Sarah was so angry she took Andrew by the ear, who was shocked by what he saw his sister, he immediately stood up and she removed her hand.

 "What the fuck!? Are you showing them porn!? Especially with that attitude towards girls!?"

 He stood before her blushing.  His younger sisters watched all of this in surprise.

 "I.. I just wanted to show them what porn is, they're adults!"

 "What's the difference how old they are!? You know what your mother will do to you if she finds out that you showed them porn!"

 "No, please don't tell her," he pleaded.  He knew that if his mother found out about this, she would simply kill him.  Once he called the sisters whores and she whipped him so hard that he could not sit properly for another two weeks.

"Fuck you!"  she was so angry at him that she kicked him in the balls.

 He made a sound and fell to the floor, hunched over, holding his balls.  The girls were shocked at first, and then they started laughing.  Sarah took the sisters by the hand, they left the room together, leaving Andrew lying on the floor and holding on to the balls.

 The three of them went to Sarah's room and started talking:

 "Girls, I will definitely tell my mother everything, she will kill him when she arrives!"

 "Sarah, I think you shouldn't tell mom. Firstly, we have long known what sex is and how it happens, and secondly, why should we wait for mom if we can punish him ourselves?"  said one of the sisters

 "Have you also thought about what I'm talking about?"

 "If you're thinking about how Sarah kicked our brother in the balls, then definitely I thought about it"

 "Yeah, I thought about that too! Even the video didn't make me as wet as Sarah's kick!"

 "Wait girls, do you want us to break our brother's balls?" Sarah said excitedly.

 "Yes! I think he deserves it, if we do that, he won't want to show us the video anymore!"

 They thought about everything and went to their brother, when they came in they saw a brother who was lying on the bed and holding on to his balls through his pants.

 "Why did you come?"  he said with pain in his voice

 "We decided with the girls that we will not tell mom about what you did"

 "Thank you girls!"  he said getting out of bed and smiling

 "But not everything is so simple Andrew, you should be punished anyway!"

 "What?! What punishment?"

 "Your balls for our silence!"

 The girls behind Sarah began to giggle as they looked at their brother who didn't expect to hear this at all.

 "No! I don't agree!!" he began to protest against this. "I don't want to be castrated! Can you please do something else?"

"Andrew calm down, we're not going to castrate you, we're just going to play with your masculinity a little and that's it."

 Andrew thought about the offer for a long time and decided to agree, he thought that if his mother found out, it would be much worse than suffering pain, especially since Sarah's words that they were not going to castrate him calmed him down.

 " I agree "

 "Well then undress!"

 " Fully?"

 "Yes, but how are we going to play with you? Especially since the girls now know what you have there."

 He wanted to protest, but he understood that he had no other choice, he took off all his clothes and covered himself with his hands.

 "Get your hands off Andrew!" said Sarah.

 The girls stood next to him and saw his calm cock and his low-hanging balls.

 "Why does he have such a small dick?"  one of the sisters asked Sarah

 "Because he's not aroused, touch or stroke him and then he'll get bigger"

 The sisters started touching his cock, one of the sisters started masturbating when his cock got hard Sarah said "See, it's bigger now. By the way. Andrew, what size are you?"

 "6 inches" he said blushing

 "Girls tie his hands!"

 "Why should I tie my hands?"

 "For you to try to cover your fragile testicles"

 The girls stood behind him, brought his hands back, tied them up.

 "Now nothing will stop us from playing! Spread your legs!"  Sarah said.  He did as he was told.  "Well, who wants to be first?"

 "Let me" said one and sisters

 She brought her beautiful leg back and hit him on his low-hanging nurs.

 "Aaaaaaah!!!!" he shouted and fell to his knees trying to bring his legs together

 "Get up!"  Sarah said

 "I can't make them hurt terribly"

 Sarah stood behind him, took him by the armpits and lifted him up.  Now it was the turn of the second sister

 "Spread your legs!"  Sarah screamed.

 He parted his legs with difficulty, and when he parted them, his younger sister's leg hit him on his aching testicles, he wanted to fall, but Sarah's hands that held him did not allow him to do so.

 "Beat more!"  shouted Sarah

 His sister hit him again, then again and again, when he fell to his knees, she did not stop hitting him, and when her most powerful blow hit his balls, he screamed "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"  and fell headlong to the floor, even Sarah's hands could not hold him.

 "Why did you hit him so many times and I only did one?"

 "And who forbade you to beat him?"

 "Girls, don't fight! Get out his balls." She pointed her fingers at Andrew's balls, which were between his legs even as he lay on his stomach on the floor.  "So if you want to..."

When Andrew heard, he wanted to put them under the body, but it was too late, the girls stood behind him between his legs and started to be him, he tried to defend himself, but his sister spread his legs to the sides so that the sister who hit him just once could enjoy it,  only when he began to cry, and the pain in his balls became unbearable, did the sister stop.

 The girls decided to turn him over on his back and saw his now red testicles.

 "Oh, look at his balls more than they were!"  noticed one of the sisters

 " I have an idea!"  said Sarah "Let someone jump on his balls and we will support his legs!"

 "Please! Don't! My balls are bigger than usual! You'll break them! Please don't do this!"

 "Okay! We won't Andrew," Sarah said and smiled at her sister who was standing next to him.  "All Andrew get down on your knees, we won't torment you anymore"

 He lowered his knees and now his balls were completely defenseless, Sarah and another sister lay down on his feet, and the third jumped with all her weight on his balls.  Andrew had only time to try to jerk his legs, and then he heard the sound of a crunch and lost consciousness.

 When he woke up, he was lying naked on the bed, and next to him was Sarah.  He looked at his groin and saw his two huge red balls, but they were still there.

 "Sarah what happened?"

 "Well... When your little sister jumped on the balls, you passed out in pain"

 "But I heard a crunch!"

 "Yes, you were right, the crunch was, but it wasn't your balls. It was your sister's knee crunch, so rejoice."  she finished hitting him in the balls with her palm and left the room.

 Andrew lay and could not believe that his balls were intact, if you can call it that.  Every movement of his legs brought pain in the balls, he put on loose underpants so that if his mother came, she would not see him naked and went to bed.

Women's revenge

Audrey and Ethan met for about three months and everything was fine, Ethan went to work as always, and his girlfriend stayed at home.

 Audrey was cleaning the house and preparing a delicious chocolate cake, she didn’t care about anything, she was calmly cleaning up when suddenly someone rang at the door, she stopped, went to the door and looked through the peephole, she saw her old friend, which she always envied, her friend had  chest size 3 and she only has size 2 and she was two years younger than her she was twenty and Audrey was twenty two and she had green eyes and yellow hair and Audrey had black eyes and brown hair they were  very dissimilar to each other.  Audrey opened the door and said:

 "Hey Mia!"

 "Hi. May I come in?"

 "Yes, of course, something happened?"  she allowed her to come in, she looked at her and it was clear that something had happened, she was all nervous and nervously looked around the house.

 "Yes, it happened. That's why I came, it's better to sit down."  she pointed to the sofa.  Audrey sat down and Mia continued to say "Your boyfriend Ethan molested me!"

"What!? When!?"  she jumped up from the couch she was in complete shock

 "Two days ago at parties, he started pawing me and slapping my chest!"

 "I don't believe you're lying, you just want us to break up with him!"

 Mia took out her phone from the pocket and showed a video where Ethan harassed her, he was sober and did it rudely, he squeezed her chest when she pushed him away.

 "I... I don't know what to say"

 "It's not your fault! We must take revenge on him! For the fact that he pawed me and deceived you!"

 "I agree, but how?"

 " I dont know"

 The cake was in the oven, and the oven began to squeak "Sorry Mia, I need to get the cake" the girls went to the kitchen and took it out of the oven "I made a cake for this freak! And what should I do with it now? Don't throw it away?"

 "No, don't! I think I had an idea, we'll put sleeping pills in the cake and take a picture of him naked!"

 "Good idea, but I think I came up with a better idea! We'll put a sleeping pill and break his balls! When I squeezed his balls a little during sex, he almost howled in pain, so this will be the best revenge!"

 "Yes, you are a monster! Audrey, I did not expect from you, but I like your idea!"

Audrey smiled and laughed shyly "Only we need to find a suitable place. We don't have any things at home to punish him in full"

 "I know who can help us, my aunt, she said that her husband cheated on her, and she found a women's office that almost did not castrate her husband, they caught him, took him to some room and began to hard stuff his balls, and then threw  video to her. I think they will help us "she called her aunt and told the whole situation, aunt of course gave the phone number to this organization and they called.  They said that they wanted to teach the guy a lesson themselves, and that they needed a noise-canceling torture room and help in getting the guy to this room.  They asked how much it would cost, the girl on the other side of the line said that it's all free, but if they want to help the organization they can donate money.  They said that they would definitely donate, but only after.  In the end, they agreed that everything would be fine tonight.

 The girls went to the pharmacy, bought everything they needed, added sleeping pills to the cake, and began to wait for him.  He usually came at six in the evening, so by six in the evening a truck was already waiting for him near the house.  Ethan was a little late and came to half past six.  Mia hid in the closet and watched.

 "Hi dear!"  he said and kissed her

"Hello" she said with difficulty containing her anger "I baked a cake let's eat!"

 "Yes, now I'll just wash my hands," he washed his hands and sat down at the table

 "Darling I want to ask you nothing happened this week?"

 What are you doing Mia thought?  He will understand everything.

 "No. Everything is fine, but what?"

 "Nothing rrosto decided to ask. Well, you eat!" She smiled at him and sat down across from him.

 After a couple of minutes, while he was eating the cake, he began to sway a little and it was clear that with each piece of cake it was more difficult for him to concentrate.  After about ten minutes he lost consciousness and fell to the floor.

 Mia came out of the closet, gave a signal to the girls who were in the van, two strong girls entered the house, they took him wrapped in a bag and carried him to the trunk of the van.  Mia and Audrey closed the door of the house and drove with them, they went into the trunk of the van, sat down and gave them blindfolds.  And they drove off in about half an hour, they were there.

 The girls were allowed to remove their bandages, they took them off and saw the forest around, they got out of the van, looked around and saw the outline of a door that led down.

 One of the assistant girls opened this door and turned on the light, they took Ethan and carried him down to the room, when Mia and Audrey went down after them they saw a fairly large room, it was painted dark red, there were a lot of things in the room: a wooden pole  , a spinning circle, couches with a cutout for the genitals there was a lot of other things, but what the girls liked there was a chastity belt, they already had an idea how to use it.

 "Girls do you need our help to fix him?"

"I think you can fix it on a vertical circle" said Mia

 The girls from the organization took him and carried him to the circle

 "Wait! First you need to undress him" said Audrey

 "Okay" the girls from the organization put him on the floor.

 Mia and Audrey approached them and began to undress him, they took off all his clothes, when they saw his flaccid penis they were not even aroused, in the active state he was 7 inches noticed Audrey.

 "I think we can put a belt on him now?"

 "Yes, let's do."

 They took a medium length chastity belt, it was about 5 inches, and put it on, then they brought it to a circle in the shape of a star.

 "If you need something, then we are in the truck"

 "Good"

 They doused him with water to wake him up and beat him on the cheeks, after that he began to come to his senses when he opened his eyes Mia opened his mouth and put Viagra in it and poured water into his mouth.

 "Mmm" he began to shake his head and did not understand what was happening.  In the end, he swallowed the pill.

 "Well hello!"  Mia said

 "What!? Where am I?!"  he started screaming and calling for help

 "You will be punished Ethan! You betrayed me and molested Mia!"  she hit her knee on his hanging nuts

 "Aaaaah! What are you doing?! What are you talking about I didn't do anything! Ohh my balls!"

 "Don't lie, I saw the video!" she took his balls and began to squeeze them

 "Aaaaaaah!! Please, yes I betrayed you sorryyyy! Please let them go! I'm begging you!"  she released them and punched him once more in the balls.

"Ahhhhh bitch! My balls!"

 "Listen Ethan, if we want, we will castrate you and nothing will be done to us, do you understand me?" Mia said and took the knife, she put the knife to his balls

 "I got it! Please don't!"  he trembled with fear and suddenly an erection began, it caused pain because the belt did not allow his penis to stand up to its full height.  "Please let me go!"

 "Ethan, you have not yet received the full amount of punishment! For betrayal and harassment, you will be severely punished!"  Audrey said.  She took the tape and the penis and stuck it to her stomach so that it would not interfere.

 "No!! Please don't do this!! I'll do anything!!"

 "We don't want anything from you!" said Audrey

 "Mia hit him first!"

 Mia stood in front of him, brought her leg back and hit it, hitting two testicles.  He screamed and twitched, and she began to beat harder and harder, she spread so much that with each of her blows it was clear how much effort she was making to break his balls, only when he started crying did she stop and look at her result.  His balls are red and bigger than they were.

 "Audrey it became so easy for me now try it!"  she breathed a sigh of relief and sat down to watch Audrey beat him.

 Ethan's balls burned in agony, they hurt so much that he didn't feel pain in his cock.  "Please Audrey don't let this!"  the only thing he could say.

 "No, you deserve it!"  she approached him, took him by the shoulders and began to kneel with all her might, she screamed at him and accused him of betraying her, she hit faster and harder each time, after the fifteenth blow, he lost consciousness.  They looked at his big red balls and were happy with the result, but they wanted to continue, so when he woke up he was not wearing a chastity belt, they took him off and he was lying on the couches tied up.  And they themselves were naked, it was clear that their pussies were wet, Mia sat on his face and forced her to lick.

Ethan had no other choice, he knew that he was in their power, if he refused to lick, then they could just cut off his balls.

 Audrey sat next to his genitals and played with them, she slapped his balls making him wince in pain.  She beat him and jerked him off, when he started to come, she bit him on the balls, and he tried to scream very loudly, but Mia's pussy did not let him do it.

 When he finished, Audrey began to rub his head with all her might, he twitched trying to escape from her hands, but this did not help, only after she had played enough with him, she began to masturbate herself with one hand, and with the other she squeezed him more eggs.

 Mia finished with him and got off his face, she offered to lick Audrey, she agreed.  Mia began to lick pussy bringing Audrey to orgasm.

 They looked at Ethan who looked very sickly and tired, they flicked him in the balls and left.  Leaving him alone with terrible pain in his testicles...

Painful visit to the doctor

Clay was lying on the couch with his arms and legs chained to her, his legs were chained in an unusual way, they hung down and because of this his balls freely touched the couch.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl appeared, she took his scrotum and pulled back the skin on it, and in her other hand she had push pins.  She began to pierce the skin on the scrotum by inserting push pins into it.  When she finished his scrotum was attached to the couch, five push pins kept it taut.

 Clay screamed very loudly and tried to twitch.  Then he saw in her hands an ax that it was not clear where it came from.

 She swung the ax back and hit it with all her might, right on target.

Scrotum separated from the body and Clay woke up screaming, even though it was all a dream, but he still felt terrible pain.  He grabbed his balls and lay there for five minutes until all the pain was gone.

 "Ohhh, how I was afraid that I had lost my masculinity!"  he said to himself.  And then he pulled down his underpants and stroked his testicles.  "My jewels!"  he said stroking them.

 Suddenly the phone rang, he stopped stroking his testicles and picked up the phone.  It was his girlfriend Evie

 "Hello male dog! Have you forgotten that you need to see a urologist in half an hour? If anything, I sent you the address of the clinic!"

 "Damn! I completely forgot! Thanks for reminding me!"

 "You are welcome! I hope you get castrated there! Ahah"

 "And you all the best"

He hung up the phone and started dressing in a hurry.  "God, after her boyfriend cheated on her, it's impossible to talk to her! She now hates all men without exception, even her male friends. Fuck!"  he said as he got dressed.

 He got dressed and got into the car, fifteen minutes later he was already there.  He entered the clinic and found the office he needed.

 The polyclinic itself seemed to him not very big, there were a couple of doctors in it: urologists, dermatologists, venereologists and similar doctors, it was a private men's clinic, only men were admitted to it, although Clay considered it strange, but Evie said that this is one of the best polyclinics  for men, he did not argue with her, and he did not have time to look for the right clinic himself, so he agreed with Evie and asked her to write it down.

 He knocked on the door and entered.  He entered and saw the usual office in it was: a couch, a screen, lockers, etc.  A doctor girl was sitting at her desk and typing something on the computer.

"Are you a girl?.." Clay asked in surprise.

 She turned to him and said:

 "What can't I see?"  she said indignantly and mockingly

 He looked at her breasts of the second size and did not look away and began to say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, of course it's clear that you are a girl."  he hardly took his eyes off her beautiful breasts and looked into her eyes

 "I just thought that I would have a male doctor! And so I want to ask you do not have male doctors?"

 “Unfortunately, we don’t have male doctors in our clinic. But I assure you, I work no worse than any man and don’t look at my age at twenty-seven, I have a lot of work experience! No, if it’s important for you that the doctor is a man, this is your  right, but we cannot refund the money you paid."

 Clay didn’t want to just say goodbye to his money and he didn’t want the idea of ​​looking for a clinic for help in the pool, so he agreed and sat on a chair next to her.

"Clay tell me what's bothering you?"

 "I'm not worried about anything doctor..."

 "Agatha. It's strange that you looked at my name tag on your chest for so long, but you couldn't remember the name," she smiled

 "Sorry Dr. Agatha I have a bad memory"

 "You can just call me Agatha. So if you don't care why did you come?"

 "I just need a certificate to the pool that I'm healthy"

 "I see. But do you know that you will still have to undergo an examination?"

 "Oh sure."

 "But first I'll ask you a couple of questions and we'll get started."

 He shook his head

 "Okay, let's get started! Do you have a sexual partner?"

 "Not"

 "Then how often do you masturbate?"

 "Four times a week," he answered shyly.

 "Don't be embarrassed Clay! We still have to get to know each other better" she looked at him and smiled

 "I forgot to ask how old are you?"

 "Twenty two"

 “Okay, I think that’s enough for now, I’ll ask you the rest during the inspection. You can go behind the screen and strip naked!

He got up and went to the screen

 "Wait a minute, you have to sign the paper first!"  she handed the paper to him

 "What is it?"

 "Just a formality. You have to sign it so I can start the inspection."

 He signed the paper without reading it and went to undress.  He undressed and went to the doctor covering his groin.

 "Clay hands off!" she looked at his dignity and saw that his penis began to grow.

 He blushed and was embarrassed "Sorry, I didn't mean to"

 "It's okay, we still need to take measurements" she put a ruler to his penis "Seven inches is not bad! And now I'll measure your testicles" she took an orchidometer and applied it to the testicles compared and said "You have more than usual. When are you last  masturbated once?"

 He lowered his head and said "a month ago"

 "Whoa, why is it taking so long? You don't want to?"

"I want to, but I bet my girlfriend that I can not masturbate for a month and I won!"

 "And what did you argue about?"

 "She promised to give me a blowjob if I won! But if I lost to her, then she .." he stopped and shook his head

 "So what is she? .. "

 "Then she will beat me in the testicles for a whole week!"

 "Don't your testicles hurt? You haven't masturbated for a month!"

 "They hurt. I haven't even jerked off in over a month. Is that bad?"

 "I wouldn't say that, but I'll have to check your testicles, what if they hurt not because of the lack of masturbation! This can lead to serious consequences" in fact, Agatha knew that he was fine, but her friend Evie asked her to play  with him.

 "Lie down on the couch! And bend your knees."

 He lay down and bent his legs, his big testicles hanging down.  She sat down on the couch and said:

"You have to say when the pain is too much!"  she made a couple of flicks on his nuts.  He twitched and made a pained sound.  "I see" she got up, opened the medical cabinet and took out rubber bands.

 "Why should they?"

 "Don't worry, everything will be fine! But first, we need to secure your hands with handcuffs to the couch.

 "What the hell are you talking about?!?"  he got up and wanted to leave, but he sharply felt the current on the balls; the current passed through the whole body, especially in the testicles.  And then he fell unconscious.

 When he woke up, he saw that his hands were chained to the couch and Agatha was standing nearby, she carefully ran a scalpel from her chest to her testicles

"If you start screaming, you'll be left without them! Got it?"

 "Yes"

 "Good boy! I will examine your testicles and let you go."

 "Please don't! Why? I'll go to the police!"

 "They won't help you, you signed the paper yourself saying you agreed to the testicles! So your balls are mine now" she giggled and slapped his testicles

 "Mmmmm!"

 "Let's start!" she took his left testicle, detected a timer and began to squeeze his testicles.  He screamed very loudly and begged her to stop, and only when tears began to pour from his eyes did she stop.

 "Thirty seconds!"  she said and wrote down the result on paper.

 "You need a break?"

 "Yes. Agatha please let me rest!"

 "Good!"

 Two minutes later, she took the rubber bands, pulled a couple of pieces exactly on the middle of the testicles and continued

 "Well, are you ready?"

 "Nooo please! I don't want any more!"

"Clear!"  she pulled two rubber bands hard and let go.  The scream was terribly loud, he jerked his legs, beat his head and cried.  She removed the rubber bands from him and again recorded the result of the pain.  Someone suddenly knocked on the door.  "Well, you see, your cry brought someone"

 "Help me!!"  he screamed

 She opened the door, and there was her work colleague

 "Hello Kate!"

 "Hello Agatha! Do you have test subjects now?"

 "Yes! Did you hear him scream?"

 "No, I just finished with mine and decided to come to you. And how did I understand that you have a test subject, you are all flowing!"

 Agatha looked down and really saw that the bottom of her dressing gown was wet, and then she felt it.

 "God! I was so carried away that I didn't even notice that I was flowing!"

"I understand you, I myself sometimes get too carried away that I don't notice it. Therefore, in order not to wash clothes, I now deal with the experimental naked," she pointed to herself.  She really was naked, she had a beautiful and elastic chest of the first size and a neatly shaved vagina.  "Do you mind if I watch you and your test subject?"

 "No, don't mind!"

 Kate came in and saw Clay lying with an erection and red testicles

 "Ow poor little one!"  she went up to him, looked at Agatha and showed what she wanted with a look.  Agatha nodded her head in agreement and Kate punched him right in the testicles.  He howled and pressed his knees

 "You're just in time! We'll have to empty it soon! And now for the final test!"  she sat down on the couch, lowered her head and said, "Hold his legs if he twitches!"  She set the timer again and started biting hard on his balls.  In less than ten seconds, he began to twitch and scream at the top of his lungs, and then began to cry.

 She released his testicles.

 "Yes, just seven seconds, okay!"  she looked at him, then turned to Kate and told her that she could start emptying his testicles

 They switched places and Kate began to eagerly lick his head, she worked with her hands and head, when he began to finish, she removed her head, and Agatha put the jar.  Almost all the sperm got into the jar.  Agatha closed it and quickly began testing it again.

 She took his left testicle again and began to squeeze, he began to cry at the fifteenth second.  The second test with rubber bands showed that one rubber band was enough to reproduce the same pain as with two, and when Agatha decided to try two rubber bands, he passed out.

 "Well Clay are you ready for the last test?"

He didn't answer, he was completely exhausted.  Agatha crossed to the last check they all repeated in the same way, but this time he just lost consciousness at the fifth second.  When he came to, he was already free, and his clothes and a certificate for the pool lay nearby on the couches, he saw Agatha who was standing in front of him, she said that if he went to the police, his sperm would be at the scene of some kind of crime.  He didn't say anything to her.  He got dressed, took the certificate and left the office.  His testicles gave him terrible pain when he moved, he hardly got to the car, sat down and drove home.

When he returned, Evie called him and said:

 "I must do my duty. I am near your house now and can come in"

 "Evie come on then give me a blowjob today I'm not able to!"

 "I don't want to, then! I lost and I have to make it for you. If you don't want it, then you don't have to, then your winnings are forfeited!"

 "We didn't agree like that!"

 "I know how we agreed! If you win, then I give you a blowjob and you win. I'm ready to do it, but you don't want to! Therefore, you either agree now and I come to you and give you a blowjob or your winnings burn out!"

 Clay didn't have the strength or the life to have someone give him a blowjob, which he wanted, it was just one thing to make the pain in his balls go away.  He was sitting with an ice pack and talking on the phone, the idea of ​​blowjob didn't excite him.

 "I refuse a blowjob! I don't want it today!"

 "So you're turning down the prize?"

 "It turns out yes, I refuse," he said sadly

 "Good!"  she gleefully hung up.